I do this too!!!! Then I spread Tabasco sauce on top of the cheeseless crust and eat it.
Love it!
free_based_potato
I used to do this as a kid. peel the cheese off, eat the slice except the crust. then roll the cheese and place it, rolled, on top of the crust and eat that.
bismixallaq
TheShoot141
Theres no sauce left. Order half without cheese. Not the same but tomato pie from Philly is fucking delicious.
VinRow
I’ve done this when I wanted another slice but didn’t have enough room for it.
ledhustler
This pic really pisses me off. Who the hell doesn’t like melted mozzarella. I hope he’s not older than 10 or 12
ilikecheesecakeandgg
When I was little I did this
KillerCroc124
Death sentence
NightFox1988
Is this a kid or an adult? If this is a kid, I’d be lingent, because kid. If an adult – just order breadsticks with a side of marinara.
Acceptable_Acadia_71
Can’t lie, when I was pregnant I literally craved this. The sogginess from the sauce and it was amazing
yes I did eat the cheese first
eagleblue44
Why doesn’t he just order a pizza without cheese?
effortissues
Does he still eat the bread? Kuz that’s a low carb way to eat pizza..
CumishaJones
I’d refuse to acknowledge he was family . Only thing worse would be adding pineapple
josegarrao
So it becomes a cheesy pizza…
FustianRiddle
When I was a kid I would eat the cheese off my pizza and then scrape off the gooey dough bits with my teeth and leave the rest of the crust behind.
AbeVigoda76
This is a crime against pizzanity.
SunforDeiti
When I was a kid we used to have those red baron personal pizzas for lunch. A friend of mine would tear off the cheese and only eat the sauce and crust. The rest of us, like vultures, would fight over who got to eat his discarded cheese.
It was delicious
Substantial-Table467
The living room darkens. The once innocent aroma of takeout hangs heavy in the air. Crumbs of battles past scatter across the coffee table. A lone, oily pizza box sits half-open… steaming.
A figure slinks from the kitchen, wrapped in a tattered hoodie, holding a slice with surgical precision. Without hesitation, he draws a butter knife from his pocket… and begins to scrape.
“He was your brother. Sharer of controllers. Wiper of Game Saves.” “But something changed the day the Extra Cheese Supreme arrived.” “He cast aside tradition… and spat in the face of dairy.” “Now, he desecrates dinner with bare-handed defilement.”
A spotlight reveals him crouched on the carpet, meticulously and feverishly separating cheese from crust like a lunatic alchemist, a most unholy ritual.
He turns, wild-eyed, holding up a naked triangle of crust like a trophy. And with greasy gravitas, he speaks:
“I am GORRM THE CHEESELESS, DEFILER OF DELIVERY, PLUNDERER OF PIZZA, FIRST OF HIS NAME TO FORSAKE THE SLICE!”
He points the butter knife at you, cheese dangling limply from its edge like a warning.
“And YOU… who mocked me… who said ‘just eat it like a normal person’…” “…shall now face the end of our brotherhood…” “…in the place where all peace dies— the Basement of Betrayal… when Mom’s not home.”
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Does he eat it?
So it’s weird and annoying but I’d still eat that
Is he lactose?
Wait. Does he eat the topping only or the crust only? Or both separately?
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None pizza
I feel like someone should introduce him to breadsticks, they are pretty inexpensive you can get them without cheese.
Somebody just grab this man a loaf of bread!
Just order breadsticks atp 😭
Serial killer
Is he autistic?
I used to eat pizza cheese first, then lick the sauce off them eat this part
No crime – I’ll take the cheese he doesn’t want.
Nice bread bro.
Then he must not really be hungry. When hungry I will destroy a pizza slice
It’s also sauce less which i think is the real crime
My brother did this too. RIP Robbie. I ask for clemency.
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Abandon him
I do this too!!!! Then I spread Tabasco sauce on top of the cheeseless crust and eat it.
Love it!
I used to do this as a kid. peel the cheese off, eat the slice except the crust. then roll the cheese and place it, rolled, on top of the crust and eat that.
Theres no sauce left. Order half without cheese. Not the same but tomato pie from Philly is fucking delicious.
I’ve done this when I wanted another slice but didn’t have enough room for it.
This pic really pisses me off. Who the hell doesn’t like melted mozzarella. I hope he’s not older than 10 or 12
When I was little I did this
Death sentence
Is this a kid or an adult? If this is a kid, I’d be lingent, because kid. If an adult – just order breadsticks with a side of marinara.
Can’t lie, when I was pregnant I literally craved this. The sogginess from the sauce and it was amazing
yes I did eat the cheese first
Why doesn’t he just order a pizza without cheese?
Does he still eat the bread? Kuz that’s a low carb way to eat pizza..
I’d refuse to acknowledge he was family . Only thing worse would be adding pineapple
So it becomes a cheesy pizza…
When I was a kid I would eat the cheese off my pizza and then scrape off the gooey dough bits with my teeth and leave the rest of the crust behind.
This is a crime against pizzanity.
When I was a kid we used to have those red baron personal pizzas for lunch. A friend of mine would tear off the cheese and only eat the sauce and crust. The rest of us, like vultures, would fight over who got to eat his discarded cheese.
It was delicious
The living room darkens. The once innocent aroma of takeout hangs heavy in the air. Crumbs of battles past scatter across the coffee table. A lone, oily pizza box sits half-open… steaming.
Footsteps approach – soft, deliberate, traitorous.
A figure slinks from the kitchen, wrapped in a tattered hoodie, holding a slice with surgical precision. Without hesitation, he draws a butter knife from his pocket… and begins to scrape.
“He was your brother. Sharer of controllers. Wiper of Game Saves.”
“But something changed the day the Extra Cheese Supreme arrived.”
“He cast aside tradition… and spat in the face of dairy.”
“Now, he desecrates dinner with bare-handed defilement.”
A spotlight reveals him crouched on the carpet, meticulously and feverishly separating cheese from crust like a lunatic alchemist, a most unholy ritual.
He turns, wild-eyed, holding up a naked triangle of crust like a trophy. And with greasy gravitas, he speaks:
“I am GORRM THE CHEESELESS, DEFILER OF DELIVERY, PLUNDERER OF PIZZA, FIRST OF HIS NAME TO FORSAKE THE SLICE!”
He points the butter knife at you, cheese dangling limply from its edge like a warning.
“And YOU… who mocked me… who said ‘just eat it like a normal person’…”
“…shall now face the end of our brotherhood…”
“…in the place where all peace dies—
the Basement of Betrayal… when Mom’s not home.”
https://i.redd.it/n7t52x4vot2f1.gif
autism
Heretic